I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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