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(815): View more from Illinois

I gave up sex with dolphins for you.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?

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(952): View more from Minnesota

he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.

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(415): View more from California

This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.

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(703): View more from Virginia

Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again

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(415): View more from California

Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.

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(320): View more from Minnesota

I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS

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