His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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