He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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