Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
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Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
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She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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