I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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