Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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