Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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