Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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