I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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