Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
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In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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