I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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