SEEEEXXX PLEASE
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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