Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
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i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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