Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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