Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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