pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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