Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I think people are normalizing furries
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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