I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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