Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
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I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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