Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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