New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
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No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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