I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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