I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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