Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
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Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
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Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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