What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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