so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
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Your penis chewing exercise is not working
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
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He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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