so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I had to cum in my sink.
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