yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
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