areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Randomize
