He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I don't think brook has ever known best
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
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