these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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