good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
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dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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