I don't usually arrange sex via text message
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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