What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
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Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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