used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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