I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
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Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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