Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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