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anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
its not stalking. its research.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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