Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
is this the sara with the beer cane?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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