yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
she told me i tasted like america
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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