he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
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Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
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I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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