i would punch a child for taco bell
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
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