he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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