the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
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For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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