Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
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with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
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She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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