Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
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Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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