i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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