; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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