god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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