i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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