Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
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saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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